Softball Explained
I have never been the most athletic individual, lacking coordination for all but the most basic activities, mainly solo exertions that don't require a lot of coordination, such as riding a bike or doing the elliptical at the gym or walking (sometimes, I have trouble with that last one). Although curiously, I was always good at soccer.
When Jim and Carla asked me to be on their softball team, I gave them fair warning about my lack of skills, explaining how my 7th grade PE coach had worked with me solo for a week, teaching me how to hit, catch and throw the softball, at the end of which he said, "stick with soccer". Jim and Carla promptly dismissed my story. And then I spent the season (6 weeks? 8 weeks?) striking out...
This week, Jim and Glen taught me how to hit the ball with the bat, a set of skills so basic as to be laughable. Only it involves several steps and a great deal of concentration. And isn't easy when the pitcher is looking at you in the eye trying to measure up your weaknesses and only cares about striking you out.
I struck out at my first at bat.
The second time at bat, I hit the ball. Not far, mind you. In fact, I think that the bat barely touched the ball. I ran to first, heading in the general direction of the first-base girl who couldn't catch. Somehow, as I ran towards her, the ball was thrown and she seemed to catch it but then seemed to drop it...and I took her out.
Yes, I resorted to violence in what is supposed to be a non-violent, club league game. It felt good. I would do it again.
After striking out time after time, I believe that the display of hitting the ball mixed with a bit of violence impressed my teammates. Or at the very least, gave them great entertainment. Which is what the team was all about - entertainment. Oh yes, and drinking beer, a skill we proved to be exceptional at...